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+l+l++l++Lucas : Bonsoir, Maman !
Hey, Mom !
Karen : Bonsoir chéri !
Hey, hon !
Lucas : Ca sent bon ici. Ah ! T'es allée chez le coiffeur ?
It smells good in here. Did you change your hair?
Karen : Pas depuis des lustres mais je me suis coiffée toute seule, bien vu.
If by change you mean dragged a brush through it, then yeah.
Lucas : Eh bien c'est très joli.
It looks nice.
Karen : Merci chéri.
Thank you.
(Elle s'en va et Haley arrive.)
Haley : Quelqu'un a découpé les publicités de sous-vêtements féminins. Oh tiens Lucas ! Le magazine est à toi ?
Oh, the magazine pages are sticky again, little perv. Oh, hey Luke ! You been reading this?
Lucas (en se servant à manger.) : Je sais pas Haley, est-ce que c'est l'édition spéciale « j'ai pas d'amis » où on te voit en couverture ?
I don't know, Haley. Is that "Why do I hang out with these people?" issue because you're on the cover of that, right?
Haley : Non ! Le sujet de celui-là c'est « mon ami est un idiot ». Regarde, y a ta photo dedans !
No. Actually is the "my best friend is an idiot" issue and there you are !
(Lucas hausse les épaules et va s'asseoir.)
Karen : Haley, tu dines avec nous ?
Haley, would you like to join us ?
Haley : Avec plaisir.
Hell, yes.
(Elle se sert et les rejoint à table.)
Karen (à Lucas) : Hmm, alors chéri, tu as passé une bonne journée ?
So, honey, how was your day?
Haley : Ca va, merci. (Karen et Lucas se regardent.) Je ne vais tout de même pas me plaindre alors qu'un tiers
Good, thanks. "Good" is relative considering a third
de la population mondiale meurt de faim. Enfin, si, je peux me plaindre d'être la reine des maladroites !
of the world is starving. But it doesn't change the fact that I'm clumsy.
D'ailleurs, cet après midi, je suis tombée la tête la première, face contre terre, popotin en l'air !
Did I tell you that I fell down today? Yes, slipped off the curb, totally bit it, face down, butt in the air.
(Ils rient.)
Karen : Haley !
Haley!
Haley : Oh oui, on ne parle pas de fesses en dînant...
Too graphic?
Karen : Uh uh.
...
Haley : Désolée, j'arrête !
Sorry. I'll just be quiet.
Karen (à Lucas) : Ah, au fait, on a un cadeau pour toi, Lucas.
So, I got something for you, Lucas.
Haley : D'ailleurs, c'est moi qui l'ai trouvé ! Rassure-toi, je ne cherchais pas particulièrement à t'offrir un truc.
Actually, I found it ! I mean, sorry, not that I was looking for something specifically
On n'est pas dans un plan glauque à la « Joey et Dawson » ! Mais en le voyant, j'ai pensé à toi ! Hum... (à
which would imply a hideous Joey-loves-Dawson scenario and completely creep me out, but we saw it and...
Karen.) Tu lui donnes le bouquin ?
You give him book.
(Karen donne le livre à Lucas.)
Lucas : Waouh ! Jules César.
Waouh ! Julius Cesar.
Karen : « Un ras de marée dans les affaires des hommes »... enfin, un truc comme ça !
"There is a tide in the affairs of men", or something like that.
Lucas : Exact. Merci, ça me fait très plaisir.
Nice. Thank you, guys. Thank you very much.
Haley : Y a pas de quoi ! Si t'es content avec ça... Hum.
Whatever. That's what you're into.
(Lucas et Karen se regardent en souriant.)
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